"In The Name Of Jesus I, Samir Jhaveri, With My Hand On The Bible Solemnly Swear That I Will Never Ever Offer The Package That You See Below At This Low Price. Never Before, Never Again, Even If I Die Of Hunger."
 

You may take a printout of this page for your records, if you feel like. This offer Positively expires on 19th October'2005. No exceptions.

- Signed & Sealed Herein

Repeat after me...

Sale Starts: Friday,  October 15th, 2005  -  at 12.00 a.m. (I.S.T.)
Sale   Ends: Tuesday,
October 19th, 2005  -  at Midnight! (I.S.T.)

Access to over $5110.46 worth of products, cumulatively across all eight packages for One Low Price...

No, what you are reading isn't a typo error. And Yes, the prices are for real, you aren't dreaming. I am giving away Everything for maybe 50% Off the Already Super-low prices.

What do you get for this price??

I have put together eight (8) Packages to start with, for the launch of this website. A few days ago (at around 3.30 a.m.) I had just completed putting together the last of the packages and was about to doze off when a crazy thought crossed my mind - "What if I gave away access to all these packages together at an Insanely Low Price?" I again got up from my bed, dragged my tired mind and body and scribbled something on a piece of paper. The above are the Very Prices I wrote - Just for those Lucky Ones who would be interested in taking away Everything. So here goes...
(links below open in new windows).

Package 1:

The Discount Vault.

Package 2:

The Christian eBook Package.

Package 3:

The College Guys Package.

Package 4:

The Mammoth Recipe Package.

Package 5:

The Adwordiser Package.

Package 6:

The Larry Dotson Products Package.

Package 7:

The Webmaster Scripts.

Package 8:

The Ezine Success Package.

That's over $5110.46 worth of products!

 

"Sam, you're crazy to be doing what you are..." - My Wife.

"Look Son, you don't really have to go this low. Double the Price and Still Plenty will buy" - my Dad (maybe he's right...)

"Simply Unbelievable! I paid you and downloaded all the goodies, but I still can't believe its true. Anyways, thanks a million." - One Of My JV Partners.

"You wanna ruin my business??" - One Of My Competitors whom I showed the Package. BTW he Sells Some of These Very Products at Much higher Prices.

"Stop it, Sam. I Think you've overworked yourself. Take a Break." - A very Close Friend. I don't blame him.

There are a few more comments I received for which I'd feel too embarrassed to put them on a publicly website here.

"If the products are so valuable, why so cheap?"

First of all, let's clarify something. This is not "cheap". I'd call it Inexpensive.  But, never "cheap". I'm just trying to make it as affordable as possible. And to further sweeten the deal, here are some niche bonus products for your personal use (you cannot sell or distribute them):

  1. How to Keep up the Spice in your Love Life.

  2. How to Prevent and Cure Headaches Permanently.

  3. 101 Fitness Tips to Lead a Healthy and Longer Life.

  4. 101 Tip to Save Money.

  5. 101 Time Management Tips.

  6. How to Quit Smoking For Ever.

  7. How to Buy a Car Without Getting Ripped Off.

  8. 101 Success Tips.

Please Note: These aren't some Ordinary rehashed eBooks that you'd usually find for free on the internet. Each of these manuals have cost over $600 Each, to be written by professional authors. They are being successfully sold for $37 each. So that's another $296 worth of niche bonuses for you!
 

About Our Guarantee/Refund Policy.

Sorry folks, if you need a guarantee for an offer like this you better just hit the back button in your browser right now! You're Getting over $5000 worth of products for a measly fraction of it's value. Even if there are a few products you do not like, that does not qualify you for a refund, as you are getting tons of value for your money here. This is a take it or leave it offer, anyone that would not be totally embarrassed to ask for a refund on an offer like this 
can just shove off, and find someone else to rip off! Once you buy the complete package, that's it... you own it!  No Refunds Whatsoever under any circumstances! Period.

You may take me up on this once-in-a-lifetime Hot Deal or you may choose to leave. Its YOUR choice and YOUR loss, not mine. I won't even try to push you into this, you are  smart enough to decide. Are You Smart Enough? If you answered Yes, See You in the Member's Area.